Eldritch Theatre presents

The Call Centre of Cthulhu

In honour of the 100th anniversary of Lovecraft’s classic tale of cosmic horror!

A dumpy, middle aged call centre worker pieces together the disparate threads of an ancient, apocalyptic prophesy and soon becomes the only hope for humanity, as a dread, Elder God begins to awaken and end the world. Performed with Eldritch Theatre’s ghoulishly giddy blend of creepy puppets, dark parlour magic, and horrific high camp.

Created and performed by Eric Woolfe, with additional dialogue by HP Lovecraft

Designed by Melanie McNeill

Stage Managed by Sandi Becker

October 28th – November 8th, 2026

At Eldritch Theatre’s Haunted Red Sandcastle
922 Queen Street East

7:00PM Doors/7:30 Showtime
2:30PM Doors/3:00 Showtime

General Admission $30
Tight Wad Tuesday & Wednesday : $25
At the Door $35
Sundays : Pay What Pleases You
*25% DISCOUNT FOR INNER SANCTUM MEMBERS*

90 minutes, no intermission

HEPA FILTERED THEATRE